Finally!

Thank God. I was wondering when someone would step up and show the world this record was only unbreakable in our hearts and minds.

Clicky: Man Breaks Underwater Cycling World Record

I would have done it myself if I'd had scuba equipment, a bike I wanted to ruin, and any previous inkling that such a record existed. Seriously, can you just make up records to break? I currently hold the world record for being made up of the genotype I'm made up of - 34 years.

And counting!

An interesting note from the article, Mr. Vittorio Innocente says he wants to show that you can bike anywhere. Great, now prove it's a good idea. Actually, since he's doing it for charity, it's still a good idea.