What the what?!? Is this thing on again?

I've decided that I need an outlet for talking about life and junk again, so here it is. Apologies in advance as I work out my voice again.

Since the last post a lot has happened. I got married to the delightful Alphonse, finished up an MBA, and with a majority of help from my good lady wife, participated in the creation of a tiny baby daughter. In the spirit of the blog thus far, my wee daughter will be provided an alias.

We will call her Bob, because it's easy to remember and is the name I told her has been adopted by all the world's sparrows, even the females because sparrows are invariably cool and consequently the women, who are actually named Roberta, all go by either Bobbie or Bob. Fatherhood, which in the early days involves killing a lot of time, generates bunches of weird conversations/monologues; And kids are fantastic because they believe most of what you tell them.