It looks like John Tesh, or someone associated with Tesh.com found my article, excerpted parts, and made them yet safer for a family audience.
I honestly don't know how one should feel about it. It's so curious.
Have a look for yourself:
http://www.tesh.com/ittrium/
Meanwhile, on the topic of Tesh, this Brandon Bird picture cracks me up every single time I look at it. You should go check out his other art as well. It'll mess with your head.